Over the weekend, I came across a fun read that listed the "Scandinavian Laws of the Universe". Here are some of my favorites:
-It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
-Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
-The secret to success is sincerity. Once you fake that, you've got it made.
-Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-Any noun can be verbed.
-People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
You can read more in Art Lee's book "Real Scandinavians Never Ask for Directions"
I now have this intense feeling to tell some Ole & Lena jokes!