Superslide into Summer

Can we please talk about this? I've been dreaming of water slides lately (hot weather!) and wishing I could spend a Friday rocketing down one. Apparently, I wasn't thinking big enough. In Sicily, Italy (it's actually located at the Citta del Mare Hotel) they have this superslide that drops you right into the Mediterranean Sea. Forget the Trrevi Fountain in Italy, I'm going to the superslide!